Students Semen, Covering Them in Roaches

Posted by Kevin Farrell on Jan 31, 2012 in

Whatever you do, honey, DO NOT SAY “AHHH.”

It’s a pretty safe bet that Miramonte Elementary School’s Mark Berndt won’t be taking home any teacher of the year awards. He’d have a hard time accepting one anyway, what with him spending the rest of his life behind bars for force-feeding children semen.

Mark Berndt: Total creep.

Parents, while you’d like to think it is unnecessary to casually question your 7-year-olds if they’ve been tied up and fed semen in class lately, it certainly couldn’t hurt to ask occasionally.

At least 26 children were discovered in similar roach-semen-bondage scenes in close to 400 photographs. It looks like Mr. Berndt can kiss that pension goodbye! Oh, and his personal freedom as well.

Thank you, UB reader Catherine for both sending this story our way, and also giving us nightmares for the rest of the week.

US News 911 call reveals frantic efforts to help Moore Saturday, January 28, 2012 4:35 AM EST Demi Moore arrives at Variety’s 3rd Annual Power of Women Luncheon in Beverly Hills,… (AP Photo/Matt Sayles) More US News 911 call reveals frantic efforts to help MooreCollege presidents wary of Obama cost-control planEx-Boston Mayor White, led in turbulent ’70s, diesNeed for courtroom artists fade as cameras move inFriend says on 911 call Demi Moore was convulsingMore US News LOS ANGELES (AP) — A 911 recording revealed frantic efforts by friends of Demi Moore to get help for the actress who was convulsing as they gathered around her and tried to comfort her. Moore was “semi-conscious, barely,” according to a female caller on the recording released Friday by Los Angeles fire officials. The woman tells emergency operators that Moore, 49, had smoked something before she was rushed to the hospital on Monday night and that she had been “having issues lately.” “Is she breathing normal?” the operator asks. “No, not so normal. More kind of shaking, convulsing, burning up,” the friend says as she hurries to Moore’s side, on the edge of panic. Another woman is next to Moore as the dispatcher asks if she’s responsive. “Demi, can you hear me?” she asks. “Yes, she’s squeezing hands. … She can’t speak.” When the operator asks what Moore ingested or smoked, the friend replies, but the answer was redacted. Asked if Moore took the substance intentionally or not, the woman says Moore ingested it on purpose but the reaction was accidental. “Whatever she took, make sure you have it out for the paramedics,” the operator says. The operator asks the friend if this has happened before. “I don’t know,” she says. “There’s been some stuff recently that we’re all just finding out.” Moore’s publicist, Carrie Gordon, said previously that the actress sought professional help to treat her exhaustion and improve her health. She would not comment further on the emergency call or provide details about the nature or location of Moore’s treatment. The past few months have been rocky for Moore. She released a statement in November announcing she had decided to end her marriage to fellow actor Ashton Kutcher, 33, following news of alleged infidelity. The two were known to publicly share their affection for one another via Twitter. Moore still has a Twitter account under the name mrskutcher but has not posted any messages since Jan. 7. Meanwhile, Millennium Films announced Friday that Sarah Jessica Parker will replace Moore in the role of feminist Gloria Steinem in its production of “Lovelace,” a biopic about the late porn star Linda Lovelace. A statement gave no reason for the change. The production, starring Amanda Seyfried, has been shooting in Los Angeles since Dec. 20. By RAQUEL MARIA DILLON Associated Press The Associated Press

Where: 13752 Ventura Blvd Los Angeles Ca
Complete Actors Studio

When: Please Arrive no later then 5:45 pm There estimated Arrival 6:15 pm
Date: 12-16-2011

What: Kris Lamans is a Well known Singer and Ceo of Film, TV, & Record Label Pearl Records & Pearl Records in conjunction with Universal.

This is a Christmas Party by Universal and Performance by The Famous Platters (I am being told)

Attached is a picture of Kris Lamans and the Platters

The objective is to shoot Kris Lamans with the Group The Platters These shots can be valuable.

Many Celebrity Attendees Expected

If you don’t know who the platters are please refer to this link

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NOTE: There will be a follow up party to this one. Dec 18th IF YOU WANT TO ATTEND THIS AS WELL JUST LET ME KNOW!

Thank you so much guys if you need anything else from me please don’t hesitate to ask.

Your confirmation you will be there by the designated time is most appreciated
NOTE: I cannot get you in this event just to cover and get autographs I know one of the Singers well. Thanks!

Lil Mirkk started out as a child actor. He then went on to exploring music and fashion. After hard networking and grueling hours using his social media skills he networked his way to a Movie called Battleship. While shooting this movie he has been working on his Single entitled “WTF” Read his bio for more info.

More info on Lil Mirkk Soon!

Check out this teaser from today with award winning host & Continuum Pictures newly acquired work -horse Eric Zuley and exclusive interview with Kaitlan Welton. Kaitlan is the stunning red head bunny from NBC‘s upcoming hit show “The Playboy Club.” Also with roles in Transformers 3 and Real Steel, she is definitely on Hollywood‘s hot list.

This is one interview you don’t want to miss. Be sure to stay tuned in for the full exclusive with EZ and Kaitlan on Sept 23 @ 10 am on actorsentertainment.com .For now enjoy this sneak peak & remember, everything’s better when it’s done the EZ Way.

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